In a departure from the usual informed commentary, I've decided to share some really bad jokes. If you're not a tech geek you might not get them:

Q: Why dont cavemen like booleans?
A: They're too primative

Q: How long is a piece of string?
A: 14 characters if you use the ignorewhitespace option

Two signed intergers, A and B were walking down the street one day. A says "What time is it?", to which B replies "3 o'clock". "Are you sure?" asks A. "Yeah" says B, "I'm Positive".

There are 3 types of people in this world, those that understand fuzzy logic and those that don't.

Chicken thisChicken = new Chicken();
Road thisRoad = new Road();
if (thisChiken.CrossRoad(thisRoad){
    Question.Why()
}

Q How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, its a hardware issue, you need to get the system engineers to look at it.